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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Psychological

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025

Everything is under control.

Directed by Mary Bronstein

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Written by
Mary Bronstein
Cinematographer
Christopher Messina
Makeup FX
Alan Scott
Sound Designer
Filipe Messeder
Origin country
United States
Runtime
1h 53m
Language
en
Rating
R
TMDB
6.3/10 (309 votes)
Rotten Tomatoes
92% Fresh
Metacritic
78/100
IMDb
6.6/10 (34,170 votes)
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Released October 10, 2025·$1,500,000 budget·$1,709,642 revenue

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